Sri Lanka

Eight days from Colombo to the south coast, by tuk-tuk, jeep and one very early alarm

6.9271° N, 79.8612° E · Sri Lanka · 8 days

Eight days, one island, no plan worth the name.

How it went

One flight in, one flight out, and everything between decided the night before. We went north first because someone said the rock was better at sunrise, then south because the coast was warm, then east because the park opens at six. That was the whole method.

The rock next to the famous one

Everyone climbs Sigiriya. We climbed the one opposite, which costs a fraction, opens earlier, and has the better view for the obvious reason: from up here, Sigiriya is in the picture.

The residents were already up, entirely unbothered, and considerably better at the last scramble than we were.

The top is one long slab of bare stone with nothing built on it and no railing anywhere. You sit down because standing feels like showing off.

Day 2, Pidurangala, 06:50

Up in the dark, sweating by the second boulder. Worth it about four minutes after sunrise.

Galle, then the dark

Four centuries of Dutch wall, and inside it a town that mostly ignores the fact. The lighthouse is the postcard. The streets behind it are the reason to stay.

Tiled roofs, cables, one cafe every twenty metres, and a lot of people doing exactly what we were doing.

After dark it changes register completely. Everything is scooters, fluorescent light and somebody frying something.

We followed a drum we could hear but not place, and ended up standing at the back of something we did not understand and were not asked to leave.

South until the road runs out

Parrot Rock, Mirissa. A five minute walk and a set of steps, and the entire bay opens up behind you.

The whole south coast is this: red rock, leaning palms, water that changes colour every hundred metres.

Waist high, warm, and absolutely full of people learning. Nobody minded.

Day 5, Dickwella, 12:20

Flew the drone until the battery complained. Every single frame looked like a screensaver.

Yala, from five in the morning

A peacock perched on a bare branch against the rising sun
First light, before the gate

The first thing we saw was a peacock sitting on a power line, backlit, looking ridiculous and magnificent at once.

A single tree standing in the flooded tank at dawn
Drowned trees standing in the grey water of the tank
Elephant Rock rising above the treeline across the water

The park is mostly water this time of year. Whole stands of trees are standing in it, dead and bleached, and the light comes up behind them before anything else moves.

They decide where the jeep goes. You turn the engine off and wait, and if one wants to walk down the side of the vehicle, it walks down the side of the vehicle.

A single elephant standing side on in bright green scrub

Close enough to hear it breathing and pull grass up by the root.

A line of elephants moving together across open ground

Then a whole family crossed in front of us in one unhurried line, smallest in the middle, and took about four minutes to do it.

A peacock in full colour perched on dead branches
showing off for nobody
A green bee-eater on a thin branch
green bee-eater, about the size of a fist
A black necked stork standing in shallow water
black necked stork, unimpressed
A crocodile lying on rock beside a spillway with an egret standing next to it
Nobody moved for a long time

The crocodile and the egret spent the whole time we were there about a metre apart, both completely still, in what looked like a very old arrangement.

A monitor lizard climbing over a rock
A mongoose standing on sandy ground looking straight at the camera
A grey langur sitting in a tree
Spotted deer grazing on wet grass

The leopards stayed home. Everything else turned up.

No display, no fan, just a bird walking around with an absurd amount of tail behind it.

water buffalo, mid bath
he sat still for exactly one take
directly overhead, the whole time
Two safari jeeps on a wet track crossing open grassland
Between sightings

Most of the morning is this. A wet track, a lot of grass, and a driver who knows before the radio does.

Day 6, Yala, 05:40

Gate at six. Awake since four. Would do it again tomorrow.

They are here. They are just not interested in you today.

Our driver, on the leopards

Last light, then the airport

Tangalle on the last morning, which we spent doing nothing at all in a fairly committed way.

The last evening, with nothing left to plan except how to get to the airport.